
Responses may vary depending on the individual and his hunger-level.
"How do I know you're real?"
What you don't know can't hurt you. Okay, I lied. It can hurt you, but you won't see it coming.
"I will slay you!"
Slay me with what--boredom? Killing me is a little redundant. Don't you agree?
"Grow up!"
I would if I could.
"It's daytime. You should be asleep in your coffin. Don't you guys explode in the sunlight or sparkle or something?"
Look around. Do you see any fireworks?
"Want to go for a bite?" (This includes "How about a drink?" & "Want to grab some dinner?")
Sure.
"What's your favorite food?"
Er...I thought that was obvious.
"Are you from Transylvania?"
No. Are you from the Garden of Eden?
"Oh, you're a vampire! Do you know Edward/Dracula/Lestat?"
Oh, you're American! Do you know George Costanza/Jefferson Davis/Tom Sawyer?
"I want to be a vampire. Will you change me?"
No. Do you really think I like you enough to have you tagging around after me forever? Bah!
Anyway, I'm not entirely sure how that happens. Any ideas?
Very creative post...I enjoyed it. A. :)
ReplyDeleteLove your witty answers...you're a thinking vampire. ;)